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Bill O'Reilly Interviews Richard Dawkins

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One thing you might not ever expect: Noted atheist Professor Richard Dawkins goes on Bill O'Reilly's show. Catch the video here.

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Make Fun of Some Religion And The U.N. Will Break Your Thumbs

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A resolution has recently passed the U.N. Human Rights Council which calls upon member governments to "take resolute action to prohibit the dissemination including through political institutions and organizations of racist and xenophobic ideas and material aimed at any religion..." What that means in U.N.-eze is that people and governments must be nice to proponents of religion and must show respect and tolerance for all people's religious beliefs. But the resolution in the wrong hands could have some pretty unsavory consequences and there's one group on the planet who are just cynical, jaded, and smart enough to see it. They are...

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Peanut Butter Proves God Created Life?

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[Pseudo-Science]
Did you know that a jar of peanut butter holds the key to demonstrating the "fact" that creation is real and evolution is phony? Check out this amusing video from Christian anti-science proponent, Chuck Missler.

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Nice Work If You Can Get It

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[Employment]
An unemployed man from Tooting, a suburb of London, England, has found himself a new niche in life...as an Indian goddess, curer of infertility and patron of eunuchs. Not a bad gig!

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Chocolate Jesus: My Sweet Lord

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The Easter season unveiling of an anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed "My Sweet Lord" by its creator, the 485,460-calorie Messiah has infuriated Catholics preparing to observe some of their holiest days of the year.

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Behold: The Power of Prayer (To Make Things Worse?)

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[Dubious Research]
In the largest study of its kind, researchers found that having people pray for heart bypass surgery patients had no effect on their recovery. In fact, patients who knew they were being prayed for had a slightly higher rate of complications.

Researchers emphasized that their work can't address whether God exists or answers prayers made on another's behalf. The study can only look for an effect from prayers offered as part of the research, they said.

They also said they had no explanation for the higher complication rate in patients who knew they were being prayed for, in comparison to patients who only knew it was possible prayers were being said for them.

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For The Dad Who Has Everything: Purity Balls

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[Sex]
It has all the ingredients of a wedding. The proud tuxedo-clad father, the frosted white cake, the limousines and an exchange of vows.

But there is no groom and the girl in the long gown is no bride. She's daddy's little girl, there to take a vow of chastity.

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Americans Can't Handle The Truth, So Pick Up Your Bibles Instead

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[News Media]
We reported on these types of shenanigans in Newsweek before. This time, Time Magazine shows the rest of the world one thing, and America something different.

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Baby Got Book

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As an Equal Opportunity Offender, BSalert is proud to present this homage to the hot, sexy curvaceousness of the Good Book. Because let's face it--nothing says holy like hip-hop and callipygian satire.

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Violent Scripture Increases Violence

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[Mean People]
So much for the Good Book, it seems...or at least the bloody parts of it.

According to a study done concurrently by Brigham Young University in Utah and Vrije University in the Netherlands, exposure to violent Bible passages (and presumably, similar passages in other holy books) increases aggression in those exposed to it. In particular, religious believers were more willing to commit aggressive acts when they knew the violent passage had come from the Bible.

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Faith Based Initiatives Blow Fed Money On Big Screen TVs

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A contractor getting paid $3,500 a day to oversee faith-based initiatives for needy Ohio families spent some of the federal welfare money on downtown parking, big-screen televisions and a glowing report on the job it was doing, a newspaper reported Saturday.

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Former USSR Political Prisoner No Match For Jesus' Friend

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[Mean People]
Police said a motorist beat a former Soviet political prisoner to death with a rock Thursday at a New Jersey highway rest stop after the victim declined to buy his religious CDs.

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Zell Miller: Abortion Is The Reason For Our Troop Shortage

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Former U.S. Senator Zell Miller made a little news this week in Macon when he declared that abortion has contributed to the military's manpower shortage, the Social Security crisis, and the flow of illegal immigrants into the United States.

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That's Just My Jesuit Baby's Daddy

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An 83-year-old retired Jesuit priest living on Gonzaga University's campus has a couple of problems. According to a lawsuit filed against him, the Jesuit order (also named in the suit) knew that Father James Jacobson "repeatedly violated his vow of celibacy." But that's not where it ends for the dirty old man--that's where his problem STARTS.

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An Evangelical Kerfuffle That DOESN'T Involve Man-Whores

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The Vice President of the National Association of Evangelicals ("The NAE Wants YOU--If You're An Old White Guy"), Rev. Richard Cizik, somehow got the stupid idea that when the Bible says that God created the earth and then made us the stewards over [INSERT DIVINE POSSESSIVE PRONOUN HERE] creation, it means that we should actually take CARE of the planet. What a goofball. Some evangelical heavy-hitters, like Dr. James Dobson (Ted Haggard, ex-president of the NAE, was unavailable for comment as he was busy being really, really straight), have written the acting president of the NAE and demanded Cizik's ouster for his "relentless campaign" (their words) against global warming.

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The History Of Religion

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Here's an entertaining, informative, interactive presentation of religion and history.

How has the geography of religion evolved over the centuries, and where has it sparked wars? This map gives us a brief history of the world's most well-known religions: Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Judaism. Selected periods of inter-religious bloodshed are also highlighted. Want to see 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds?

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Irish Bishops: The Party's Over

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The Irish Catholic Bishops Conference (motto: "Ain't No Party Like An Irish Catholic Bishops' Party") has some pretty wacky ideas. No I'm not talking about masturbation as a mortal sin. Nor am I talking about the concept of transubstantiation. I'm not even talking about the idea that a man believed his fiancee when she told him she was pregnant NOT with his baby NOR with another villager's baby but in fact with the child of a loving (and horny) God. This is much wackier.

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Evolution Isn't "Fair" Says The "Fair Education Foundation"

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[Edumakashun]
Hey, did you know that the Earth doesn't revolve around the sun? Yep. According to yet another important-sounding PAC called the "Fair Education Foundation". This group is in the news this week for working with Georgia Republicans to draft a memo that was distributed to lawmakers demanding that a law requiring only "facts" be taught in school and not this idiotic "theory" of evolution. Oh and also, evolution is apparently the invention of some archaic, Jewish sect according to these people.

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Catholics Attack The Important Issues: Condoms! OMG

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[Activists]
New York's top Catholic leaders on Thursday sharply criticized the city for "blanketing our neighborhoods with condoms," saying city officials were promoting promiscuity and degrading society by distributing subway-themed condoms.

Good thing the Catholics have eradicated that Darfur problem. Jesus would be proud!

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California Pastor Sells His Church Out From Under Flock

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[Get-Rich-Quick]
For nearly a decade, members of Ripon's First Congregational Church bared their souls to Pastor Randall Radic. But clearly it didn't work both ways. There were certain things he wasn't telling them.

That became obvious a year ago, when Radic pleaded guilty to betraying his flock and secretly selling the church and its rectory out from under them. He used the money to buy himself a brand-new black BMW and a laptop -- exploits he later chronicled in a cheeky, almost gleeful blog about his double life as a sinner.

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Church Upset At TV Station For Exposing Nasty Priest

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[News Media]
Christian Associates of Southwest Pennsylvania is currently launching an appeal to have television station KDKA's license revoked because they had the audacity to promote a story regarding a local priest involved in a gay relationship caught in an adult book store.

The priest later committed suicide and wrote a letter taking responsibility for his immoral behavior. The religious organization apparently is upset because they could have saved this guy's life if they could have covered up this scandal before it went public? What?

So does this mean some group is going to blame E! television for Anna Nicole's suicide?

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Dead Twelve Year-Old A Big Problem For Bishop

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Deep in the country known as the cradle of mankind, because presumably that's where God first created Adam and his little riblet Eve (plus the dinosaurs, heterosexuality, the Ford Edsel, and all other intelligently designed things), there's trouble abrewin'. Turkana Boy, the most complete and one of the oldest prehistoric human skeletons yet found (by scientists guided by Satan, most like) is soon to be displayed in a museum (notorious showcases of factual things), but he's running into some protest from (come on, guess who) evangelical Christians.

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CNN Panel Makes Egregious Omission

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[Pundits]
Let's say you're a major American news organization. You bend over backwards to make yourself "the most trusted name in news" or something like that. And maybe, during a news show, you do a story on discrimination against a minority group. This is serious stuff--people being harassed, forced to leave town, their jobs threatened--all because they don't fit into the majority group.

After a few quotes from the oppressed minority, you have a panel on to discuss the alleged discrimination. Who do you have on the panel? Some civil rights organization, perhaps? A professor who studies marginalized groups? You'd probably want a representative of the minority group, right? And this being a fair representation of a controversial issue, of course you'd have one person to represent those who don't see discrimination in these cases.

Unless you're CNN. And the minority is the most hated one in America. (No, not Islamic terrorists. They're all hunky-dory by comparison.)

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Anti-Gay Group Proposes New Marriage Law

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[Activists]
A new initiative is turning heads around Washington as the gay-marriage debate heats up again. It would allow only couples capable of having kids to marry, and that they file "proof of procreation" within three years of the marriage. If not, the marriage would be annulled.

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The Blasphemy Challenge Hits Network Television

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There's a new breed of brass-balled atheists out there taking on the religious right. The Blasphemy Challenge was featured on mainstream network television. Do you have the courage to take the Blasphemy Challenge?

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Tampa Rape Victim Locked Up In Jail For Two Days

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[Mean People]
Note to self: If you plan to get raped, avoid Tampa like the plague. Especially if you want to take a morning after pill and some religious nutjob at the jail keeps you from doing so.

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Christian Group Upset Over Homophobic Country Singer Character

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Life Decisions International (LDI), a Washington DC-based group that has attempted to organize boycotts against companies that contribute to Planned Parenthood, has lashed out at the broadcast networks for allowing "programming that blatantly mocks Christianity." The group wasted no time denouncing Wednesday night/Thursday morning's episode of Late Night With Conan O'Brien, in which the host introduced a new character, "the homophobic country-western singer"... oh yea, you have to hear these lyrics...

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Virgin Mary Discovered... On Ice

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Owners of the Morton Thrifty Foods in Morton, Texas say this ice formation resembles the Virgin Mary.

Alma Avalos, a story employee, told the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal she discovered the formation in late December.

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Wash. Area Schools Prohibit Showing Of "An Inconvenient Truth"

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[Edumakashun]
After a parent who supports the teaching of creationism and opposes sex education complained about the film, the Federal Way School Board on Tuesday placed what it labeled a moratorium on showing the Al Gore film "An Inconvenient Truth" which showcases a plethora of evidence on global warming.

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If Jesus Comes Tonite, Who Will Care For Your Pets Tomorrow?

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The web site says, After Jesus comes, we will make sure your pet is cared for. We are making arrangements with heathen pet food companies, heathen kennels, and heathen pet caretakers around the world to establish a realiable network of pet-caring heathens that will survive the apocalypse with your pet.

That's one less heavy load from my mind.

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Jesus Appears In Florida Tree Trunk

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Man-made religious decorations are a common sight at this time of year, but the image on a tree in an Arlington man's front yard is natural and some neighbors have begun calling it a holy tree, according to some Florida residents.

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Exxon Paid Religious Groups To Dismiss Global Warming

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[Pseudo-Science]
ExxonMobil Corp. gave $16 million to 43 ideological groups between 1998 and 2005 in an effort to mislead the public by discrediting the science behind global warming, the Union of Concerned Scientists asserted Wednesday.

After all, what group is better qualified to discredit science than religious people... Who needs a Ph.D. when you've got a Baptist preacher in an El Dorado.

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Dan Savage: Who's Next To Hang After Saddam? God

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[Beating Dead Horses]
Who we should hang after we hang Saddam Hussein?

God.

Saddam Hussein found guilty of executing fewer than 200 men and boys after an assassination attempt was made on the dictator’s life near the village where these unfortunate men and boys lived. They weren’t guilty of any wrongdoing—but that didn’t stop Hussein from having these men and boys rounded up, tortured, and executed. Saddam was sending a message to all of Iraq:

“Don’t want f*ck with me, people, because that’s going to make me mad and when I’m mad I f*cking kill people—yes, even people that had nothing to do with whatever it was that made me mad in the first place. So not only should you avoid pissing me off, you need to keep an eye on your friends, neighbors, and fellow citizens to make sure they don’t piss me off. Because if they do, then a bunch of folks are gonna die—and that might include you and your whole family.”

Saddam’s crime was horrific — it’s the same crime that got hundreds of Nazis strung up after WWII. When a despot or an occupying power or a rebel army tortures and kills innocent people to send a message to, say, the population of occupied France or Kosovo or Iraq, that’s what known as reprisal killings, and that’s a war crime. And it mystifies me that American fundamentalists constantly accusing Jesus Christ—the Lamb of God, the Prince of Peace, the Savior of All Mankind, etc.—of engaging in reprisal killings and summary executions on a scale that would make a genocidal maniac like Hussein blush. Read the bible lately?

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Sam Harris' Top Ten Myths About Atheism

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[Edumakashun]
Several polls indicate that the term "atheism" has acquired such an extraordinary stigma in the United States that being an atheist is now a perfect impediment to a career in politics (in a way that being black, Muslim or homosexual is not). According to a recent Newsweek poll, only 37% of Americans would vote for an otherwise qualified atheist for president.

Atheists are often imagined to be intolerant, immoral, depressed, blind to the beauty of nature and dogmatically closed to evidence of the supernatural.

Even John Locke, one of the great patriarchs of the Enlightenment, believed that atheism was "not at all to be tolerated" because, he said, "promises, covenants and oaths, which are the bonds of human societies, can have no hold upon an atheist."

That was more than 300 years ago. But in the United States today, little seems to have changed. A remarkable 87% of the population claims "never to doubt" the existence of God; fewer than 10% identify themselves as atheists — and their reputation appears to be deteriorating.

Given that we know that atheists are often among the most intelligent and scientifically literate people in any society, it seems important to deflate the myths that prevent them from playing a larger role in our national discourse.

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Anti-Religion Activist Sets Himself On Fire??

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[Activists]
This is a new twist. A man used flammable liquid to light himself on fire, apparently to protest a San Joaquin Valley school district's decision to change the names of winter and spring breaks to Christmas and Easter vacation. Jesus was unavailable for comment.

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How Strong Is Your Anti-Faith

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[Activists]
A documentary entitled, "The God who wasn't there" ended with a moment when the filmmaker, having bed fed up with contradictive religious dogma being pounded into him as a child, confesses to the camera that he denies the existence of the holy spirit. What's the big deal? Well according to the Bible, Jesus will forgive you for any transgression, except, yes, you guessed it, dissing the holy ghost.

Now a vigilant group of atheists have started a new Internet meme on YouTube where they've challenged others to make videos of themselves testing the limit of their anti-faith. Several news stations have picked up on this, and you might find this surprising, but the Christians have their own response to the issue.

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The Christianists And The Christian Embassy

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A military watchdog group is asking the Defense Department to investigate whether seven Army and Air Force officers violated regulations by appearing in uniform in a promotional video for an evangelical Christian organization. In the video, much of which was filmed inside the Pentagon, four generals and three colonels praise the Christian Embassy, a group that evangelizes among military leaders, politicians, and diplomats in Washington. These "Military Christianists" use their uniforms to proselytize, and swear an oath of loyalty, putting loyalty to country third behind God and family.

Some groups are very concerned about whether or not our military leaders can now be trusted to honor their oath of allegiance to the Constitution, which is in direct opposition with the objective of the Christian Embassy and their membership in this "cult."

"We have a systemic problem. You sound like you're too young to remember Robert Redford in "Three Days of the Condor," but the premise of that movie was that there was a CIA within the CIA. We have a virulently dominionist, fundamentalist evangelical Christian element within the Pentagon. They would prefer this to be the "Pentecostalgon," not the Pentagon. That's what they would prefer. They're trying to turn the Pentagon into a frickin' faith-based initiative, and that is not what our military is about."

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Another Gay Pastor Revealed in Colorado?!?

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In the "is there something in the air out there" department, yet another evangelical preacher and church founder in Colorado, this one in the Denver area, has been forced to reveal his long-hidden homosexuality. Rev. Paul Barnes of Grace Chapel confessed to his congregation by video last Sunday that he'd known he was gay since the age of 5, but had managed to keep it (mostly) under wraps for the almost 50 years since then. His wife and two grown children were surprised, too.

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Christians Take Jesus With Them.. Literally

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[Viral Marketing]
Jesus went to the mall and a movie Saturday.

The life-size cutout of Jesus was accompanied by a youth group from Lamoni United Methodist Church who came to Jordan Creek Town Center in West Des Moines, Iowa to view the movie "The Nativity Story."

As they took turns pushing the cardboard Jesus on a two-wheeled handcart through the mall's festive decorations and Christmas music, the faces of the shoppers around them registered surprise and curiosity.

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Starr Goes After Freedom Of Speech, Bong Hits

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The Supreme Court entered into a free-speech dispute Friday involving a high school student suspended over a "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner, displayed off school property, but in view during a school event.

Former Whitewater prosecutor Kenneth Starr represents the Alaska school board in this legal dispute over a student's banner.

Principal Deborah Morse ordered the 18-year-old senior to take down the sign, which he refused. This led to a 10-day suspension for violating a school policy by promoting illegal drug use.

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Atheists: The New Gays

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[Your 15m]

Dilbert creator, Scott Adams writes in his blog, Is it my imagination or have the atheists come out of the closet (in the United States) since 9/11?

Prior to 9/11, it would have been career suicide for a public figure to come right out and say God is a fairy tale. Now it’s a feature of popular culture. You can see it on cable of course, in shows such as BullSh*t, Real Time, The Daily Show, and Southpark. But it’s also a feature of network TV.

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Calendario Romano - The Perfect Gift For Padre

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So you're a Roman Catholic and you want to give your priest a Christmas gift? Why not give him what he's always wanted: a calendar of hot young boys from the Vatican!

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Screw Walking On Water, Jesus Needs To FLY!

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This has got to be one of the greatest opportunities for anyone who ever wanted to do some good in the world. Right now there are billions (BILLIONS!) of people who have not yet heard the good news about Jesus and His message. These people are setting themselves up for a short trip to a hot, uncomfortable place (come to think of it, many of them DO live in a pretty hot place and are probably not all that comfortable what with starving and being disease-ridden and all). There is only one way to help them. We've got to get that message of love, self-sacrifice, and piety out there. But how? Travelling the world is cramped and difficult; full of crying babies, bad food, and plastic forks. A messenger of the Lord should not have to endure these depredations like some common... common... carpenter or something. WWJD? I'll tell you what J would D- he would buy Benny Hinn a JET!

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Pope To Priests: Go Have Sex... NOT!

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In a shocking move, Pope Benedict XVI reaffirmed the value of celibacy for priests. The move came after a Vatican summit convened to deal with a married archbishop in Africa who was excommunicated by the Roman Catholic Church. So to all you priests out there, as always, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

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Santorum Loses Senate; Men Free To Marry Dogs Now!

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Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has lost his job to his Democratic challenger. Santorum has been an outspoken anti-gay, anti-choice activist in Congress. Santorum was the senator who claimed if we legalize gay marriage, there would be nothing to stop men from marrying dogs, too. Our society should undoubtedly brace itself for this upcoming spate of people-to-pet marriages in the absence of the moral direction of the former Republican senator.

Here's a nice tidbit on the defeated Senator and his family:
Santorum and his wife, Karen Garver Santorum, have six children: Elizabeth Anne (born 1991); Richard John ("Johnny"), Jr. (born 1993); Daniel James (born 1995); Sarah Maria (born 1998); Peter Kenneth (born 1999); and Patrick Francis (born 2001). In 1996, their son Gabriel Michael was born prematurely and lived for only two hours (a sonogram taken before Gabriel was born revealed that his posterior urethral valve was closed and that the prognosis for his survival was therefore poor). Karen Santorum wrote a book about the experience: Letters to Gabriel: The True Story of Gabriel Michael Santorum. In it, she writes that the couple brought the deceased infant home from the hospital and introduced the dead child to their living children as "your brother Gabriel" and slept with the body overnight before returning him to the hospital. The anecdote was also written about by Michael Sokolove in a 2005 New York Times magazine story on Santorum. Karen is also the author of a book on etiquette for children.
Let's all weep a litle bit for the moral republicans who have lost the Senate. Maybe some day they can lecture us again about the evils of man-dog relations and the goodness of sleeping with infant corpses.

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Letters To God Returned To Sender

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A New Jersey man waded out into the Atlantic to retrieve a sealed plastic bag while fishing. Inside the bag he found hundreds of letters to God. Bill Lacovara attempted to put the letters up on eBay to allegedly donate the money to charity but took them off the site after "religious fanatics" (his words) were angered by the move. Equally angered was God's PostAngel General who is going to get an unholy reaming for this one.

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Kent Hovind Goes Off To Jail

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Jurors convicted fundamentalist creationist preacher, Kent Hovind on 58 counts of tax fraud last night. The founder of Creation Science Evangelism is accused of failing to pay $845,000 in employee taxes at the dinosaur theme park, an amusement park that exposed visitors to Hovind and his followers' view that human and dinosaurs coexisted and that evolution did not occur.

Hovind, who faces a maximum of 288 years in prison, was taken into custody after the jury read its verdict.

Jesus was unavilable for comment.

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The Book of Job On Video

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For you Bible aficianos out there, check out this goon project called, "The Book of Job" - A surprisingly entertaining rendition of this chapter of the Bible.

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Major Christian Leader, Ted Haggard Caught In Gay Scandal

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Rev. Ted Haggard, married father of five, resigned as president of the 30 million-member National Association of Evangelicals on Thursday after being accused of paying a man for sex in monthly trysts over the past three years.

Haggard — an outspoken opponent of the drive for gay marriage — also stepped down as senior pastor at his 14,000-member New Life Church pending an investigation by a church panel, saying he could “not continue to minister under the cloud created by the accusations.”

Male escort Mike Jones, whose allegations were first aired on KHOW-AM radio in Denver, claimed Haggard paid him to have sex nearly every month over three years. Jones also said Haggard snorted methamphetamine before their sexual encounters to heighten his experience.

..Well, isn't that special...

Update:
The Overseer Board of New Life Church, have concluded deliberations concerning the moral failings of Pastor Ted Haggard: "Our investigation and Pastor Haggard's public statements have proven without a doubt that he has committed sexually immoral conduct."

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Olbermann Tempts Faith

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Keith Olbermann reviews the so-called "devastating" book, "Tempting Faith" by conservative Christian, David Kuo which chronicles the "inside story of political seduction" by the republicans to manipulate and control the Christian right.

Expect this to become big news as Christians now have suddenly discovered they too, like the rest of the populace, have been screwed over and lied to. Oh nooos.

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