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PATH: Humor Weird Al Moderates Another Debate Posted by Pile (19184 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] In a beautifully-timed and incredibly-edited video, Weird Al Yankovic shows up two weeks before the election with a video about Trump and Hillary. Check it out.. READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article Top 8 Advantages Of A Donald Trump Presidency Posted by Pile (17046 views) [E-Mail link] It's not looking good for Trump these days with all the controversy at the Republican National Convention. It's really a shame, and in the spirit of solidarity, I'd like to make people aware of some advantages of a Trump presidency.. so buckle up and check out our Top 8 list.. READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article Breaking News: BSAlert Style Posted by Pile (16022 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] [News Media] The Onion ran this piece and we found it too hilarious and poignant at the time. They dissect the anatomy of a filler "news" story. This is another great way to inoculate yourself against the formulaic media programming. READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article Top 8 Reasons Why Your Rebel "Heritage" Flag Is Bullshit Posted by Pile (15097 views) [E-Mail link] [Beating Dead Horses] With all this "controversy" we feel it's important to give at least eight solid reasons why your "heritage not hate" campaign is complete bullshit, so hold onto your pitchforks and check out this exclusive BSAlert.com list... READ MORE | 1 comment since 2017-07-06 22:55:32 | Comment on this Article Top 8 Differences Between the Dept of Motor Vehicles and Hell Posted by Pile (10580 views) [E-Mail link] This week I had the pleasure of visiting the DMV to get my license renewed, and while waiting I decided to make a list of the differences between the DMV and Hell. Granted, I haven't been to hell yet, so I'm being presumptuous, but here is my list for your enjoyment. Special thanks to Wizegurl for editing/suggestions. READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article Surviving Whole Foods Posted by Pile (11387 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] [Diamond Studded Toenail Clippers] HuffPo columnist and comedian, Kelly MacLean has written a hilarious article on Whole Foods.. Whole Foods is like Vegas. You go there to feel good but you leave broke, disoriented, and with the newfound knowledge that you have a vaginal disease. Unlike Vegas, Whole Foods' clientele are all about mindfulness and compassion... until they get to the parking lot. Then it's war. As I pull up this morning, I see a pregnant lady on the crosswalk holding a baby and groceries. This driver swerves around her and honks. As he speeds off I catch his bumper sticker, which says 'NAMASTE'. Poor lady didn't even hear him approaching because he was driving a Prius. He crept up on her like a panther. As the great, sliding glass doors part I am immediately smacked in the face by a wall of cool, moist air that smells of strawberries and orchids. I leave behind the concrete jungle and enter a cornucopia of organic bliss; the land of hemp milk and honey. Seriously, think about Heaven and then think about Whole Foods; they're basically the same. READ MORE | 1 comment since 2014-12-09 13:05:35 | Comment on this Article Comedy Roundup #1 Posted by Pile (12324 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] [Entertainment] Every once in awhile we need a pick-me-up to offset the crazy stuff that seems to happen around us. So here's a nice distraction of some of my favorite comedy routines... I hope you enjoy them. READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article Who Is The Real Mitt Romney? Posted by Pile (19077 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] I've seen some pretty cool video editing in my time, but this one is quite amazing.. check out Mitt Romney doing Slim Shady! READ MORE | 5 comments since 2012-11-06 14:34:35 | Comment on this Article What Mormons "Believe" Posted by Pile (15413 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] From the 2011 Tony Awards comes a musical number from the "Book of Mormon" musical on Broadway. Ever wonder what a Mormon believes? This is a particularly interesting issue because it's hard for the church to oppose a musical that is, technically accurate yet in its deadpan glory is off-the-hook hilarious... see for yourself! READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article The Meaning Of Life Posted by Pile (15483 views) [E-Mail link] [Humor] Ever wonder what the meaning of life might be, and the rationale our creator had in giving us existence? An amusing cartoon explores one possibility... READ MORE | No comments | Comment on this Article 10 Articles displayed. Show More Articles.

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