An Idea That's Long Overdue

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The Samuel Baby Toupee Baldness. It's a curse that strikes fear into the hearts of men everywhere, and a few women as well. Fortunately, there are remedies--weaves, hair plugs, toupees, wigs. At least, those are available for most baldness sufferers.

But not all. One group has been woefully neglected. But that ends now that the littlest baldies have a solution.

That's right, now you can get that full head of hair you always dreamed of for your infant, without all that annoying waiting--with The Baby Toupee.

Not only will it keep your baby looking stylish and prop up his budding self-esteem, at $25 each, they're quite reasonably priced. Just try getting some far less image-enhancing outfit at Baby Gap for that price!

The Bob Baby ToupeeNot only that, but they come in a selection of styles so that you can match baby's coiffure with the occasion. Hitting an important business meeting with infant in tow? You'll want The Donald. Going to a reggae concert? Definitely your baby will want to go with The Bob.


 

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