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Behold! The BSAlert Internet Translator Posted by Pile (13958 views) [E-Mail link] [BSAlert *exclusive*] If you've been wondering where we've been to these last few months, not cranking out as many stories as we usually do, it's because we've been working on a super secret project that is now time to be revealed. Deep in the recesses of the BSA Secret Fortress(tm), we have been building a "super" computer, a hybrid Compaq 386 with 256k of RAM and some super good programming to create the ultimate Internet language translator. With this, we've managed to provide the computer with certain input text and have it translate the result into a universal language of truth. We're just getting the machine going - see what we've discovered and make your own requests for translation!     Comments   Name: (change name for anonymous posting) Title: Comments:     1 Article displayed.

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