It would never occur to the committee to ask what a candidate thinks about certain people's choice of fashion or body adornment, which countries we should invade, what should be done to drivers who refuse to get out of the passing lane, what constitutes a real man, or how the recovery process from one's childhood traumas is going. But since the applicant elaborated on many topics like those, we were all ears. And we were a little concerned. It's not our place to make the recommendation, but we agreed a little therapy (of the offline variety) might be in order.

Ed's Note: I really want to run some pro-conservative news here and this is what's submitted, unfortunately, the submitter is full of BS. The teacher was not "fired" - read the original story below. Hey people, feel free to submit pro-GW Bush news, but at least be a little less obvious when you try to distort reality!

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