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Blow Your Load For Peace!
Posted by ueberbill
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[Beating Dead Horses]
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 Give the Shah one in the eye! Show George W. by riding the Great White Knuckler! Beat the insurgency AND your bishop! Encouraged by Princeton's Global Consciousness Project, non-profit group Baring Witness (usually known for getting nekkid for peace) has come up with the Global Orgasm Project. In a little over 3 weeks (ticker available on their website for exact time), everyone in the world (especially those in countries with WMDs) is encouraged to masturbate ("with as much privacy as you choose") and concentrate all thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on world peace. Unless you're Catholic, then you'll be concentrating on the mortal sin you just committed. So liberal guilt isn't bad enough--now I have to feel guilty that I'm not thinking about world peace whilst cranking the shank? |
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The Global Consciousness Project seeks to "examine subtle correlations that appear to reflect the presence and activity of consciousness in the world" by monitoring all manner of random events. The Global Orgasm Project hopes that by having so much high-energy orgasmic energy directed at world peace they will have some effect on the events unfolding in the Middle East. In an effort to marginalize it even MORE, the organizers are officially calling it the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace (FASSGOP, for those without a whole lot of time) and declare that this and subsequent global beat-offs will lead up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar (oh boy, The Mayans!) ends with a new beginning (although unfortunately not for the Mayans, who've been off the thriving civilization radar for a handful of centuries). |
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