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Billionaires for Bush, advocates
for the corporate elite, proudly auction
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This is an eBay EXCLUSIVE!
Due to the surprising failure of carefully staged "conversations" across
America to convince the American Public that
Privatizing Social Security is a good thing, we have decided to take
matters into our own hands.
As a favor to President Bush and offered exclusively here to the winning
bidder who meets our reserve, (must be a private
Brokerage Firm, see details below) Billionaires
For Bush can't wait to pull the switch on
retirement security by
circumventing Congress, the Will of the People, and good sense. Why not cut
right to the chase?
Concurrent with White House Goals and the Cato Institute, we're
AUCTIONING OFF SOCIAL
SECURITY!
(Please note: Qualified bidders must be a Wall St brokerage
firm! See disclaimer
below.)
Facts:
$ It’s the government’s most popular
program.
$ It’s running a huge surplus.
$ It disbursed $492 billion to retirees,
their survivors, the disabled and orphans in
2004—47 million people in all. And
very few of those were CEOs!
$ It delivers money straight to those who
have paid into the fund, leaving brokerage
houses completely out of the loop.
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Benefits:
$ Right now the system pays benefits to
retirees, widoweds, disabled people, and orphans.
$ It is also one of the cheapest and most
cost efficient government-run systems.
$ BUT, there is a major flaw in all of
this; Wall St. isn’t cut into the deal!
$ Bid today and put Social Security on
the market! It may be a gamble for the many, but
it’s a sure thing for the lucky
few here on Wall St – we make our commissions whether the market goes up or
down!
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Pics:
This could be yours!
This could be
you!
Would
make a GREAT Private School!
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Sold AS IS
Wear and Tear Q & A:
Q: The system was created in a different era to handle different
needs, isn’t it time we destroy it?
$ In fact, at 70 years old, the system is
still one of the most successful in
American
History!
Q: Isn’t the system on the verge of failing? President Bush said
so. He wouldn’t fudge the facts, would he?
$ Don’t believe the rumors. Like the war
in Iraq, sometimes the President has
to play with the facts to sell his policies to the American People. As a
possible bidder, you deserve the truth:
Currently
at a surplus, Social Security will only go broke if
you calculate the numbers using the “infinite
horizon” scale.
By that same measure – making George Bush’s tax cuts for the wealthy elite
permanent would cost the American People $20
trillion!
Hey, that’s a good idea! President Bush’s tax cuts = $20 trillion the
wealthiest 1% DON’T have to pay supporting things
we don’t use like affordable health insurance,
mass transit, public education, and body
armor for our troops!
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Risk:
$ What risk? Wall St. stands to earn as
much as $279 Billion in
fees in the first 10
years alone!
That’s money being wasted in the pockets of the elderly and infirm too weak
to go out and spend it today.
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Shipping:
$ Also known as transition costs transferring fees are
estimated to cost an average of $4,900,000,000,000
(that’s almost $5 trillion) in the first 20 years
alone!
$ But don’t
worry! All transition fees will be covered
by
the American Public!
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What You Get:
$ Winning bidder (to repeat, you
must be a Wall St. Firm (see note below) may immediately begin charging ordinary
Americans:
Brokerage
fees! Deposit
fees!
Management
fees! Service
fees!
Early withdrawal
fees! Fees
to process
fees!
New owners will be allowed to invent any new fees we haven’t thought
of yet!
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Some Suggested Ways to Optimize Your New Privatized Social
Program***
Brought to you by our friends at www.WhiteHouse.org — click here
and VOTE on your favorite today!
***These items are not for sale or available for bid at this time, but
don’t worry!! Under George Bush’s leadership
they soon will be your ONLY chance to score big at retirement!
Happy
bidding! |
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Happy
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Disclaimer:
Though we can’t seriously auction off a revered public trust that in fact,
we do not own, we do ask you to bid – Wall St.
Firms representing Halliburton, Enron, Worldcom and
other once or current corporate giants are welcomed.
FREE BONUS FOR BIDDERS!
All serious bidders will be referred to Congress and the White House for
increased access and special favors!
WHO IS NOT ELIGIBLE TO BID:
Employees of government, their families, and any American citizen that
actually needs Social Security, or will one day in
the
future, are not eligible to bid.
But, don’t worry!! Ordinary Americans will remain eligible to pay your brokerage houses to manage their private accounts!
Seriously though...
Okay, we aren’t selling anything but a representation of a scheme designed
to turn a social insurance policy for the public
into a private gamble where the only insurance left is in the billions of
dollars in fees to be reaped by brokerage
houses and their ilk.
WHO ARE WE?
Billionaires For Bush is a grassroots network of
corporate lobbyists, decadent heiresses, Halliburton CEOs, and other
winners under George W.
Bush's economic policies. Headquartered in Wall Street and with over 50
chapters nationwide, we'll give whatever it takes to
ensure four more years of putting profit over people. After all, we know a
good president when we buy one.
WHO ARE WE, REALLY?
Billionaires For Bush is a strategic do-it-yourself
media campaign using humor and street theater to
expose politicians who support corporate interests at the expense of
everyday Americans. Armed with tuxedos, evening gowns,
hard facts and humorous spin, we highlight the economic issues that affect
people’s lives.
Our organization continues to highlight, unspin and reframe the economic
issues that affect people’s lives. Armed with
tuxedos, evening gowns, hard facts and a humorous spin, we will re-engage
those citizens outside of the process and reignite
those within it. Stay tuned for the launch of our 2005 “Champaigns” on
Social Security Re-Choiceification and more.
Our proven approach consistently generates critical, issue focused media
coverage.
Since January 2004, the Billionaires have garnered over 250 major media
mentions in both national venues (New York Times,
Washington Post, Time Magazine, CNN, FOX, NPR, ABC, CBS, etc.) and in local
markets (St. Petersburg Times, Cleveland Plain
Dealer, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Detroit Free Press, Akron Journal, etc).
HOW YOU CAN GET INVOLVED
Join a chapter!
Or donate to Billionaires
For Bush and support our
work to defeat Bush's plan to brokerize social security.Or get involved
with one of our creative projects.
It’s easy and it’s fun. Everything you need is on our website:
www.BillionairesForBush.com
And finally, This ambitious effort to sell off Social Security coincides with our upcoming April
Fool’s Ball
on March 31 at Crobar in New York City. We're so pleased with President
Bush's scheme to fool the American public that we'll celebrate in style
with the winner of the auction.
That's right: The winner who meets and pays the reserve (set at
$10,000,000) will get an all-expenses-paid (not that they'll need it!)
trip to New York to party with the Billionaires!
Who says we don't look out for our kind?
Check out the invite below and we’ll see
you there!
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| | | | | | Q:
how do you sleep at night? | answered on: Mar-22-05 | | A: I
sleep quite soundly next to Laura. Occasionally though, I have
nightmares about the angry poor, middle, and working classes, rising up
against this...more | | |
| | | | | | | Q:
Dear George:
I was just wondering if you think that we also bid on AARP. They are getting rather pesky these days, oh my... Yours Truly
Max Revenu...more | answered on: Mar-22-05 | | A: See above, please, and thank you, and God bless. | | |
| | | | | | | Q:
Dear George:
I was just wondering if you think that we also bid on AARP. They are getting rather pesky these days, oh my... Yours Truly
Max Revenu...more | answered on: Mar-22-05 | | A: Dear
Max,
AARP is no match for the Will of this Administration and USANext -
besides, all their members are aged and retired, and how long can they
last?...more | | |
| | | | | | | Q:
Say, GW, does that social "safety net" come with the winning bid? I'd
like to use it for my tuna fishing boat fleet that I keep down in
Bermuda. Is it...more | answered on: Mar-22-05 | | A: Bermuda?
I recommend the Caymans - better tax shelter. As for the safety net -
sorry, I've already save a place for it on a bookshelf in my
Presidential...more | | |
| | | | | | | Q:
If I bid on this, do I get the money the government has already sucked
out and spent, or am I just left with debt promises? | answered on: Mar-22-05 | A: Shucks,
friend, haven't you heard, I'm turning America in to the land of
Promise!! For instance, if we turn the insurance of Social Security
into a gamble...more
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