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Fight Terror--Mow the Lawn Posted by wizeGurl (4357 views) [E-Mail link] A recent audit shows that some of the $600 million in federal anti-terrorism funds given to the state of Texas went for something slightly different than their intended uses. For instance, some of it was used to purchase a trailer for the very anti-terrorism purpose of hauling lawn mowers to the lawn mower drag races. Those terrorists! When will they stop seeding our very lawns with crabgrass! And when will god-fearing Americans once again be able to race their mowers in peace?     Comments   Name: (change name for anonymous posting) Title: Comments:     1 Article displayed.

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