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Soda company introduces "Turkey & Gravy" soft drink Posted by Pile (5010 views) [E-Mail link] Jones Soda Company is releasing what they call a "Holiday Soda Pack" - a limited edition collection of specially-flavored soft drinks for the holiday season, including Turkey & Gravy, Cranberry soda, Mashed Potatoes and Butter and Green Bean Casserole. The first offense here, is the notion of "limited edition" soft drinks. I first saw this with Mountain Dew, as they seem to now routinely, randomly chuck a different batch of food coloring into their caffeine-infused corn syrup concuction, and name it something cool-sounding like "Pitch Black" or "Live Wire" and declare it's "rare", supposedly making every subsequent gulp even more sweet. Yea, whatever you say. Now the Jones company is going a step further and doing for soft drinks what Jelly Belly did with it's "Bertie Bots". How long will we have to wait for "That new car spell"-flavored soda? My guess is December. Drink up kids. The world will end soon and you don't want to be thirsty when that happens. More here.   no corn syrup Posted by wizeGurl on 2004-11-12 23:44:20 Actually, the Holiday Beverage Pack is sugar-free, and sweetened with Splenda, not Nutrasweet! Plus I think Jones was doing this long before it became a "hot trend." They actually accept suggestions for new flavors from their customers, and all their labels feature customer-provided photos. Sure, they're still cogs in the consumer machine, but they are not Coke and Pepsi level icons of evil. im me who cares Posted by Anonymous on 2004-11-13 08:54:41 i think that the people that made that have got to be a bunch of dumb country hicks only people like them whould make that the grossest thing i have ever heard Posted by Anonymous on 2004-11-14 09:57:54 when you open a can of soda, you aren't expecting to dip your bun in it...soda is suppose to be sweet, not fatty. being somoeone who enjoys food very much, this is one of the most dissapointing and discusting ideas i have ever heard. If you make it... Posted by Pile on 2004-11-14 11:07:41 some poor schmuck will buy it. ohhh fag Posted by dunlop007 on 2005-05-25 03:23:12 omg a turkey amd gravey drink, whats next a sperm flavored drink   Comments   Name: (change name for anonymous posting) Title: Comments:     1 Article displayed.

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