Weird Al's Post Financial Disaster Bling-A-Thon

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[Music]
[Humor]
Weird Al Yankovic has a new song out which addresses how the rapper lifestyle will change in the aftermath of the current financial crisis. Hilarious and poignant....




And if you thought this wasn't based in reality:




Lyrics:

Hey girl,
You know our economy's in the toilet
But Im still going to treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah

Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah

You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, Ill keep 'em coming
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we can play Cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isnt day old
And you never ever gotta wear your sisters old clothes
As long as Im still assistant manager at Kinkos
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You aint got to pay me, thats the way that I roll

My chick can have want she want
At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl you aint never had a man like that
Who doesnt make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah

You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But thats kind of far and Im not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
Mac and Cheese would be all right
But lets send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallets fat and full of ones
Its all about the Washingtons, thats right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
Long as you got me it wont be no hassle
You want it, well get it, just dont be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah


 

says
Posted by Big_blob_Bob on 2008-10-12 17:19:00
i have a feeling some big spanking is going to happen soon to someone.
Professional spankers of the world get warmed up and ready, spanking time has come
 

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