George Bush Is Sending Out Resumes
Posted by Pile
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|Check it out - now that our president will be out of a job come November, he's circulating his resume. We have a copy - you want to see it.|
GEORGE W BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
is not available.
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I bought
an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including
Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States,
after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the US. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire, " Condoleezza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure
my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in
U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil
industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President
in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States Government.
I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US election)
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history
I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
the wi ll of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available
for 50 years.
|1st a desceased person who coult not reply - now the President -|
Posted by P. Shahir on 2008-07-19 00:19:34
|( very swiftly improvised pls excuse spelling etc )|
This is a horrible article, you knowing that private documents are unavailable - and compact a collection of very cruel accusations ! Advice : USe energy to help RESOLVE problems we are facing - to get US consumers use less gas - to inform people that they have to be PROUD of stopping Saddam !!!!!
Is this a challenge to the right to peace of mind of any member of the human race ?? That would be illegal breach of human rights and systematic psychological warfare - based on MANY MANY presumptions and unclear claims that appear to be lies mixed with some chronology of events not properly understood or investigated !
In one article, you initially chose to use demonising language on a hard working and much appreciated White House Spokesman Mr Tony Snow, and now you find it 'fun' to make multiple accusations formulated to insult as much as you can. You found that since Mr Tony Snow, Press Secretary had passed away, he could no longer answer you questions, since he had passed away !! May peace and joy be on his Soul !!
Now you find that the private issues of the present President are confidetial ( as most people prefer = -and you therefore try to abuse this thruough numerous accusations - to trigger off a conspiracy theory, trying to make people guess falsely on what hs not !! . One cannot permit this to be done on ANY one on earth - If you yourself state that details are private, such as medical records or certain tabloids propaganda, does not mean that it is right to gather ALL the hurt you can find in order to throw it at a President of a Great Nation, while he is in office.
I am entirely free of any party political affiliation. When certain cruel rhetorics got psychologically cruel, I raised my concerns, during Hon. President Bill Clinton's presidency, as I am concerned for the happiness and wellbing of ANY human, let alone, one in position of President of All Americans.
Now, here, this appears to be much worse !
Perhaps you would like to prove to the world how tolerant and untiring the Honorabe US President has been through most horrific attacks that never took place in US history.
If this is to prove the extreme form of 'freedom of speech' trying your limits, I feel this is so wrong, that I condemn this mindset in strongest possible terms.
As the Very Honorable US President G. W. Bush reiterated recently on an event welcoming new US citizens, the President underlined the freedom of speech and expression.
However, when it gets clearly systematically cruel, it is the responsiblity of every human of conscience to protest.
In a previous article I wrote a couple of days ago, that freedoms such as freedom of speech have been squandered, while there are narcocartel criminals who are seeking distraction so they could get awayu -and the same goes for the remaing hostages of the FARC, whom whe have to strive to have set free as soon as possible, and find ways of convincing those cruel despotic narcto terror rings to stom their terror and cruelties.
We hope andpray that all will think seriously about not squandering freedoms such as freedom of speech to concoct insults on a most hardworking President, so weight down by extreme problems -problems left unsolved ever since WTC attack in 1993 - and letting Saddam off the hook.
I like ot discuss onwhat I personally know - and keep the tone humane and with a kind layer of mind - and shpw greatest respect towards people who have suffered. PS I misspelled squandering of freedom of speech as 'quandering' . Shortly afterwads, it seems that other media picked up and wrote about the squandering of the freedom of speech.
Allthis hatred and mudslinging, in my humble view, must stop, and give way to ealthy dialogue.
IF laws of applied, the site could be shut down - I hope however that you find the critical information that YOU yourself has thought through, and get a positive article going, and not only me, but many others may want to comment andparticipate in the debate .
Best of luck towats improvements - and greatest respects for the sitting President of ALL Americans !!
Regretting, as many others around the world can be astonished ..... BTW Are you in the USA - or associate ?? This crosses the border of Internet ethics. Try inquring one issue at a time and with a purpose of helping Humanity - Not squander the Internet and freedoms to hurt feelings - Try Sudan and how to protect and defend the Darfurinas from being pushed to their mass deaths through being pushed out of their shelters and homes and into dry desert and certain mass death !!
Try taking themes that could help find alternative energy resources and start an enterprise that can employ others ....
As a non-political, I reserve the right to react when a fellow human is insulted so vehemently - and that , regarding the sitting tolerant US President - but I am not sure if USDOJ, FBI or other special departmetns will find that correct or just - There mauy be paragraphs protecting people from cybermobbing and harassment on Internet - wheter one be a Security Guard, OR a hardworking President of Great Nation - subjected to the greatest dangers of terror schems that have been fomented apparently ever since before 1993 WTC - when people said then - ' Let poor Saddam go ! - we can stil do buuusiness with him ---- Please read of 'The Atrocities of Saddam ' by typing thosw words on Google.
May the US President be blessed forever for removing such a horrific despot.
The insurgenceies of locals is Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah / Hamass insitigated - and is a generation gap of people who thought and lived that way for generations.
A protectorate arrangement to take care of the Iraqi geosegment and entire region is essantial !
With sincere wishes for progress and for thoughtful and positive dialogue for all - free from cyber-intimidation and cruel scheming to systematically defame other hardworking who did all they could under pressure and in aftermath of a most horrific terror attack !! ,
|Posted by Jerfff on 2008-07-19 12:30:10|
Posted by Jamie on 2008-07-19 12:53:39
|Did you just google the most wonkish words you could find and cut and paste segments from a political blog to fill in the gaps? I utterly fail to understand how you freely use words such as 'protectorate' yet in the same sentence are unable to correctly spell 'essential'. Your reply makes no sense, you go off at idiotic tangents which have no relation to the presidency of G.W Bush.|
I could, and would, go on in great detail about how your incoherent rant is the most ridiculous thing I have read in a very long time, and I can only hope you were under the influence of mind-altering drugs, as it would shed some clarity on the inanity of your ramblings
Posted by Rebubbacan on 2008-07-19 14:38:38
|To the post and to the comments... ...except for Jerfff's...|
Posted by Farris on 2008-07-19 16:34:23
|The very fact that our country can come so close to being a dictatorship is very real. If ever the country had puppet government it is now. Each day the ruthless people that put Mr. Bush in the White House manage to find a way to reduce more liberties and tighten their control on the wealth of this nation. The real sad part is that a man could sell out a whole nation of a little glory and money.Blessed for removing Saddam? What do you suggest that he does with the leaders of China killers of millions, or of Saudi Arabia where human rights are non-existent and now that North Korea is our friend we can just forget about the millions of people who starved to death |
Many present leaders make Saddam look like a boy scout.
|The human right to react to many whole sale personality attacks|
Posted by P. Shahir on 2008-07-20 16:58:07
|Due to eyesight problems etc, I have an understandable right to swift formulation spelling errors . ' Pls Excuse me ! - for what I am' - and the right to defend myself too! - but my posting was delayed over 1 day as comments section was made unavailable.|
@Jamie : I do not respond swiftly ( after a long day ) just to show off whether I use a spell checker or not. I reserve the right to feel rightous indignation when media is merely used to insult, and when 'pile upon pile' of accusations are piled against persons in public office. I agree that ordinary people of no political lobby or faction ( just with own peaceloving convictions - ) should be protected from intimidation - but the minimum the same dignity of respect has to be applied to persons ' high or low ' - but there are understandably laws to protect persons in office, carrying out their duties - as for example - defense against a most horrific attack on civil society ever in recent history.
Open Internet is not an open opportunity to abuse and squander freedoms to vilfy persons who may not have the time or energy to get involved in mudslinging contests. First, a post humous accusation on a hardworking person of office - and now, instead of finding a specific theme, a wholesale personality attack and 'media assassination' . Extreme lobbyism can truly blind people - whichever party people may tend to ...
I can assure you that the only 'mind altering' I ever get is quite simple exhaustion, eyesight pains, and righteous indignation . So I recommend that the website providers ( - and 'moderators' ) should take care of not allowing personality attacks on posters either.
One cannot put up an extreme slanderous and insulting postulate as a thread theme, and then attack any reply to that ( and even manipulate with the posting board by re-editing previous replies !! )
Just after I 'replied' here in indignation, I received 'a reply' on another thread related to whole sale post humous insults on Press Secretary Mr Tony Snow, who recently passed away. His funeral had not even taken place yet, when a cruel demonizing title was published here.
On Farris, I can kindly point out that the US naturally deals with the immediate threat to security where there is a gathering point of 'triggers' and dangers. Saddam was abusing the poverty and low price of labor in North Korea to obtain silkworm missiles and other sensitive technology . We must all stop murderous tyrants that terrorise innocent and even non-lobbyist persons. An emerging International Court must have a non-political agenda of jurisprudence that realizes the predicaments of great and powerful magnanimous nations and their feelings of duty to act - when nobody else has been capable of that. Any progress on International Courts will have to consider that as core basis of any International justice . Popular protests must continue on all drug cartel marketeering, corruption, and abuse of world resources in a most dangerous buildup by abusers of oil resources - while some rich cartels play 'father christmas' turning the poorest nations into hostage 'puppets' struggling to survive. Even a recent AU meeting had to take place outside Africa.
President G.W. Bush has had to deal with a problem unresolved and even misunderstood ever since the previous decades - on who the Jihadis in fact were, and the huge and broad diversity of jihadis centered in Saddam's Iraq.
Whatever people may say, the USA had the right and moral duty to react on Saddam's repeated racheting against the USA - or would one suggest that a President should ask for a 'friendly meetings, respectively, with Saddam and OBL full of regrets, saying : 'Oooh can we have a nice dialogue highlevel together ?, discuss a good price for hostages, and payment of 'protection money' ??? - or ' let us take a hubble bubble and talk about things - so you continue your oil-for -weapons-&-narco extortions while we get more and more isolated in realities of world trade ?? ...or should a president have said ' Ooh ' Sorry our buildings (Twin Towers were ever built & 'we will offer you free social networking so our citizens can be infiltrated with cyberwarfare'? - just if we could have a cosy 'dialogue' and could 'scratch each others backs' ?? ( ie with tyrannic extortionist henchmen ). Narco-terrorists as OBL and Saddam's sons listen to & and understand no hospitality !! ( Drugs are a driving force of evil abuse, and ALL forces of humanity should unite to fight this scourge !! ) President Bush dealt very accordingly by stopping the cruel narco-playboy Uday Hussein !! (who was Saddam's son, his executive director, PR and his main strategic deputy while he was chronically ill ! )
Here it has been a big segment of the world who have been powerless to stop tyranny and terror and misinformed by media and Internet hijackings by extremist interests' and cartels' covert fundings
I suggest that there should be an apology by hosters and co-hosters for delayed proper sanctioning of whole sale cyber-attack & insults on ANY persons, whether in office - or any posters who have the International right to react to insults.
Calling for reason and fair dialogue without mudslinging - either on President Bush, President Clinton, Senator Ted Kennedy - or Press Secretary Mr Tony Snow - peace be upon his watching Soul.
As well founded non-political protest, but in kindest intention to all good people,
- kindly, from P. Shahir
( PS US Federal DA has overall right to intervene, if requested, to ratify issues and defend a just cause to protest.)
|PS appreciating partners towards world free of tyranny & terror|
Posted by P. Shahir on 2008-07-20 20:29:39
|This said, although African Union (AU) was hosted outside Africa, I wish to express profound appreciation for efforts of the host, Egyptian President Mubarak in helping bring people together - , and the long standing constructive dialogue with the US President G.W. Bush, and the friendship of Egyptians evergrowing towards USA.|
Working partners who want to see peace in the region, know the value of a President who honestly stands up for his convictions ! ( - and no matter certain ruthless cyber-mudslingings about 'peoples great grandfathers') , ALL present day living leaders have the right to struggle in the present realities, and to statuate that there is no place for cruel repression by state tyranny platforms supporting and hosting terror cartels .......
|PS China never massacred millions !!!! but world dire neglect !!|
Posted by P. Shahir on 2008-07-20 21:05:42
|@Farris - Sudan's role in hosting OBL training camps was intensfied in the 1990s. A new International Code of Trade Ethics appears to be gradually emerging. Until then, the horror is that 'business is business' for multinational economical interests. The US demanded sanctions against Sudan ... even long prior to 9/11 2001 . For example, Danish Police Intelligence had rightfully arrested a shipment of arms ( from a European country ), headed for Sudan, LONG before 9/11 - but ultranationalists got angry and demanded immediate release of the shipment, as they claimed they did not want to do 'choirs for the USA'|
Who was right ? History proved dire neglect, ignorance and lack of understanding from so many around the world !! Good people among the Powerful and weak must join hands NOW !! ( - and not do hate crime choirs against a US President who took the brunt of a horrific surprise attack !!) ALL people must wake up and help unite all against tyranny !
|Posted by Pile on 2008-07-21 20:04:17|
|Anyone want to hazard a guess as to who and what drug this P. Shahir person is on? His IP says he's in Denmark. Why is some person in Denmark an apologist for the current administration?|
|Posted by TheSimulacra on 2008-07-22 08:53:51|
|I think the drug he's on is called "Schizophrenia".|
Posted by Whothennow24 on 2008-08-13 21:10:06
|Just 'cause the guy disagrees with you, you don't gotta go saying he's on drugs.|
A lot of stuff in this article is inaccurate, and a lot of it has nothing to do with Bush at all.
Continuing to hate Bush isn't going to bring your beloved Gore into office. I mean, the guy lost THREE TIMES to Bush. Quit pouting already. It's been 8 years.