Using Girly Oils Really Might Turn You Into A Girl!

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Certain oils commonly referred to as "essential oils," specifically lavendar and tea tree oils, can potentially cause enlarged breasts in young boys. The condition, known as gynecomastia to scientists and a screaming nightmare to middle-school boys, occurred in three boys age 4, 7, and 10 who had been using products containing the oils. The oils can mimic the action of the female hormone estrogen, and can also block male hormones that control masculine characteristics and inhibit the growth of breast tissue.

The oils are frequently used in health and beauty products for their scent. They can also apparently throw a young man's hormones for a crazy loop and make him start filling out in unfortunate ways. Evidently both soy and marijuana can have the same affect (even now, an army of large-breasted hippies could be in the making). Fortunately for all concerned, the aforementioned boy's condition went away when use of the accursed products ceased.

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Posted by Pile on 2007-02-01 09:23:54
LOL - love the Fight Club reference. That movie rules.
 

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